Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease

Beta yesterday at 16dpo was 96. Seems a little low, based on the bazillion websites I just looked at. But, I know logically that the only thing that matters is if it doubles, and that's what my doctor kept saying. So, back I go tomorrow for another beta. You don't get same-day results here in socialized medicine-land. She said she'd call Friday (Thursday is a holiday). FRIDAY???? No freaking way. I begged to get my results by email or something, I said I would lose my mind waiting that long. She took pity on me and said she could call on Thursday because she was working. THANK YOU.

Please, please, please, please, PLEASE grow little guy. It's our turn goddammit.